The LOLCat bible makes me very happy. The Adoration of the magi, for example, becomes
something very strange and very funny:
"After dat dey waz about to IM king herod den wun of dem sayd “o, actuly, I hasd a dream at nait timez n ceiling cat wuz like “hey sup d00d.” n I wuz liek “nm, u?” n he wuz like “nm but d00d get dis, king herod r liez tbh. He iz lookin for jesus so he cn pwn him wtf!!!?” Den I woke up bt srsly ceiling cat sed dat.” So teh other waiz d00ds saied “o wtf, I haet dat n00b king herod wtf is hiz problem” n dey all goed bak to der home in d eats bi a moar differnt way." – Mathew 2:12.
This is what’s wrong with science fiction. Imagine going back to 1992 and showing this to someone, trying to explain why it’s funny. The way the world’s turning out is always a suprise. No wonder William Gibson is retreating to the present day.